A child of the secretive and violent Red Branch of the International Coalition of Maritime Stevedores, I spent my teenage years trapped in a small Bavarian town abutting the Iron Curtain. Following intensive and grueling military training in Bratislava, Yakutsk, and Arkhangelsk, I split from the group to spend my twenties studying art and dance at the London Philharmonic's now defunct Art & Dance Academy. A 9-11 first responder (certified), I have since said dissolution roamed the earth, working at times in construction, waste management, accounting, customer service, horticulture, and small arms manufacturing. A student of politics and the new American renaissance, psychology, art, vehicular physics, acting, conflict intervention, and Taoism, I now live on a secluded farm in rural Pennsylvania, where I am currently plotting to alter the fabric of human society. For the better.