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Im a sweet Emo Girl. Taking Classes to become a doctor.

Not much else to say. Despite my age I love the Jonas brothers, and Twilight. Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift are my Idols.,I love Gothic Horror novels and well anything else except Romance novels. (unless they'r TEEN romance Novels) Peace and Love!!!

P.S. Im 17. i made myself sound SOOOOOOO old!!!

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These little guys are the Jonas Bunnies! Kevin on the left, Joe and Nick Bunny! Copy and Paste this so they can gain world domination!!!

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your profile if u luv The Jonas Brothers!

 

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your profile if u luv Nick Jonas!

  

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your profile if u luv Joe Jonas!

 

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This is Bunny! Copy and paste bunny into your profile if u luv Frankie Jonas!

 

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This is Bunny! Copy and paste bunny into your profile if u luv Kevin Jonas!

    

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On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

 

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

 

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

 

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

 

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

 

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

 

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

 

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

 

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

 

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

 

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

 

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

 

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

 

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

 

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

 

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

 

  

CAN YOU...

Drive? Kinda.... My mom dont trust me wit the car tho

Dance? NO RYHTHEM!!!

Sing? People say i can but IDK.

Touch your Nose with Your Tongue? Nope, but that sounds kool

Cook? Yep!! any one want dinner!!!

Sew? Yep I make my own clothes sometimes.

Speak another Language? English a lil Japanese, Spanish and german

 

HAVE YOU EVER...

Eaten Sushi? Yes I love it

Been In Love? Yea didn't turn out well.

Skipped school? no but class yea

Made Prank Calls? no, But i always wanted to

Use Illegal Drugs? OMJ NOOO!! Gosh, sick minded peoples...

Stolen Something worth More than $15? No I haven't stole anything

Flashed Someone? No.

Eaten Squid? YES!!!!!! I LOVE IT MORE THAN SUSHI.

Been Drunk? OMJ Noooooooooo! Im just naturaly this way

Been To New York City? YES!!!!!

Been to London? No.

 

FAVORITE...

Drink? Orange soda

Color? Black

Food? Pop-Tarts

Animal? Penguins, Care Bears, Were-wolfs

Restaraunt? Burger King

Bands/Singers? Jonas Brothers,Paramore,Demi Lovato,Miley Cyrus,Taylor Swift,Selena Gomez!!!

  

THE LAST...

Person To Hit you: My Lil Bro when he was mad

Person You Wanted to Hit: CAMILLA BELLE ( I still do)

You hugged: My lil Bro

You kissed: My Ex

Person you wanted to Kiss You: My crush and All 3 of the Jonas Brothers

Country You've Been In: The U.S.!

Car Driven: A town and Country Van

Law Broken: NEVER!!!!!

Thing You Ate: Pizza

Thing You Drank: Hawiian Punch

Thing You Said: "is that wut I think it is? EWWWWW"

Book You Read: Blood and Chocolate

Show You Watched: I carly

 

OTHER STUFF I ADDED ...

Best Friends?: Yep.

Name them?: Lisa, Meron, Tristen, And Kristen

Awesome BFFS?: No duhh [:

Crushes?: yea. I have 1. butt he dont like me. :(

   

You say pink

I say BLACK

You say Hollister

I say WAL-MART

You say Lil' Wayne

I say Jonas Brothers

You say Zac Efron

I say Roshon Fegen

You say Rap

I say Pop and Rock

You say Punk

I say EMO!!!!

You say I'm weird

I say " are you stalking me???"

 

The Top Ten Reasons to Be Team Edward

10. Because he’ll hold your drink for you when you need to use your hands, and he’ll keep it cold, too. Not to mention he can be your personal ice-pack when you have a Bella moment.

 

9. He’s a vampire and they’ve been around for centuries whereas werewolves are just new inventions. (Quote courtesy of Rob Pattinson)

 

8. He won’t fall asleep and drool all over you.

 

7. Who needs a disco ball when you have Edward? Just take him outside and dance it up ’cause he sparkles!

 

6. He’s a gentleman and will offer you choices.

 

5. He won’t stink like a wet dog if you wash him.

 

4. Jacob may run a 108° temperature but Edward’s still hotter.

 

3. He’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear in many different languages as well as quote Romeo & Juliet verbatim.

 

2. Because, in the end, he got the girl!

 

1. He is portrayed by Robert Pattinson….need we say more?