What can I say about this kid?Well he's one of the only guys I know who can make me LOL out loud for starters! One time at the place where we work,a new kid started,and John got on pretty well with him.This new kid was a bit of a misfit to say the least-he wore eye-makeup for one thing and looked like a male version o… Read more

What can I say about this kid?Well he's one of the only guys I know who can make me LOL out loud for starters! One time at the place where we work,a new kid started,and John got on pretty well with him.This new kid was a bit of a misfit to say the least-he wore eye-makeup for one thing and looked like a male version of that chick from pop band 'Placebo'.Well..one day John come into work (after raiding his girlfriends make-up bag) with eye-liner on..and of course me and all the other lads ripped into him big-time!What John didn't know was that his 'friend' had left to go to university and hadn't even bothered to tell him!I followed John to the bogs where he'd run (so I could take this piss out of him some more) and found him crying(!) with make-up streaming down his face.Well I felt sorry for him and since that day he's stuck to me like a limpet.Suffice to say John no longer wears 'guy-liner!'. Another time quite recently I was in work having a pee-and John comes up to me so close that we're pretty much 'crossing-swords' and whispers "We're all made of stars..." and before I've had a chance to reply he's zipped up and is out the door with a mischievious grin on his face!I mean..COME-ON-WTF??LOLZ out loud. Thats my friend John.