hi! there wasn't enough ken lum in my life so I have moved back to the west coast. I'mma hunt you down!

On the day his gluteii (maximus and minimus, respectively) encountered Romy Randev's excretory receptacle/toilet, the world was made witness to his occlusive and effusive secretory powers. And thus, an arse-tiste was born.

he makes me look beautiful. that's all i care about.

You might know him as Julian, but I know him as the proud African-American woman he is.