Snarky, vile, and deliciously fun...you don't know til you go, haven't been til you've gone and that's why I'm still in hot pursuit of the sun.

I'm blonde (natural mostly), I like puppies, sunny side up eggs, sunsets and vodka. I hate cauliflower (don't go telling me cheese makes it good...it doesn't ok? IT DOES NOT), spiders, and underwear. Not wearing pants makes one 39.78% more productive and creative. These are facts.

We'll get along great if you enjoy rambling thoughts, film photography *I'll just squeal for 120mm* (sometimes I have affairs with digital cameras), dinosaurs, sarcasm, hummus with roasted peppers, cartoons, play dough sculptures, and finger painting.

The best thing I ever threw up was Pepto Bismal.