I'm 6'1" and I don't have a fum. I came from my dad and ended up in me mum. The place I came out of is right near her bum. If you email me who knows what we could become.

I grew up in the suburbs and was captured by hip-hop music at a young age. I clean my room and go to class with a smile. I don't get down with people lacking simple manners. The gym is a place I have never been but exercise with my bike when the weather allows it. When it doesn't, I cut my own hair and drive my red Chevy S10 pick up truck. Girls with pigtails are attractive to me. I'm nice to old people and do my best with the others. My heart is large and my cock is even more tremendous. Manners, I'm all about the manners. If a girl has a strange nose I won't date'er. It's a strange thing. Not sure if it's from the old saying "follow your nose" and thinking what the fuck can a girl with a crooked nose do but go around in circles? but my dad had a slightly crooked nose... i just don't know. I brush my teeth in the morning and night. I have also been known to brush my tongue.

I enjoy getting my art on with video. Send me a lil notey and I'll hook up some goodies. None of 'em are porn but they bring more pleasure than porn could ever think of.

I write a column and work the mailbag section for fortdrastic.com check it out and fall in love.To find out more about me peep the archives of these sections. It might get a bit scary.