"In that direction," the Penguin said, waving his right flipper round, "lives a Squacco: and in that direction," waving the other flap, "lives a March Loplop. Visit either you like: they're both mad."

 

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

 

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Penguin: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

 

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

 

"You must be, said the Penguin, "or you wouldn't have come here."

  

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kel1 says:

i've always been fascinated with penguins, but now that i know JL, all the other penguins don't seem as hip. hip hip hooray for Jack and his sombrero de la fruta!

February 4, 2009
economic pear (deleted)

Jack doesn't exist in real life; he's just a figment of the internet's fevered imagination. Like Galactus, he appears to each person in a slightly different way before consuming their home planet like a giant coconut.

September 17, 2008

mad, yet rad. this emperor penguin has no clothes. but he has a very fine hat!

August 29, 2008
Angry Thought (deleted)

私は彼の頭部のバナナを食べることを望む。

August 29, 2008
shira says:

Hooray, I've been mooned by a coot in cahoots with an emperor penguin marooned in a tipsy basket of fruits.

August 19, 2008
hellgah! says:

i believe he can fly.

August 10, 2008
maddog. says:

Tropical ducks and penguins are engaged in a constant battle for survival with the evil tyrannosaurus neh!! which paints their eggs to confuse the parents, resulting in social feathered disharmony. Jack famously once told tyranny to bog off. Nice one.

July 21, 2006
Ice Nine says:

It has been quite a while since I have encountered such a bird as Jack Lordbot. Quite a while indeed. And furthermore he appears to stand up for the rights of not only omnivorous creatures wearing finely tailored hats, but he can also count to at least one hundred. Ace!

July 15, 2006
squacco says:

Ah, the magnificent Jack Lord. King of the Hoopla Falls Hat Emporium, and purveyor of the crispiest hats in town. I wish I could have attended the opening night. I heard a rumour that Chris Martin did a turn and that there was a free cheesy puffin with every purchase.

May 2, 2006