my name is alex, and im fine, because im polish, dont touch me

my friends think im an artist.

i am 20

4th plateau deep spiritual, :o), a glass or two of brandy, a man with a gun on a horse, a stack of bad magazines, a web of lies, a.s.h., abdul and cleopatra, adjusting my package, all those things you’re supposed to do, an all-female backing band, animated gifs, antiquated idioms, anxiety loops, armored bulldozer rampage, artistic license, ass morning, autoenucleation, bad inventions, being a sensitive artist, being held, being poetic, big silly dogs, bin laden weed, bitterness and hate, boo boos, brevity, british accents, calling people darling, candy covered in hair, cat sneezes, caviar in a tube, charles crumb’s art, clarisse and her demons, conditional love, copy & paste, cutlery, deadpan humor, dear leader, defense mechanisms, discipline and punish, dogs wearing costumes, dry wit, ego death, ellipses, emoticons, erotic fan fiction, feeling on your booty, femininity, “flying” into a rage, fordcomic, forum girls, freedom club, frost in twilight, fuck egg, girls that smell nice, glass crystals, gloryhood, good clean fun, goon meat, groovy riffs, heh, hitting the road, hogwarsh, hopeless melancholy, hot sauce, i’m only half joking, impossible standards, innumerable kisses, internalizing disorders, internets, interracial incest, ironic interests, italian gesticulations, joe spinell’s voice, juicy internet drama, jung’s archetypes, laser vision ability, learned helplessness, lechery, libertinage, life in jail, lobve stinks, lofty pleasures, lonely hearts, long shadows, lousy excuses, low art, magic dust, maimiidance.gif, maslow’s hierarchy, melodrama, meta-irony, miltonic isolation, misery and woe, mixtapes, my one-track mind, my redemption, naiveté, niggas on skis, no funeral, nocturnal wind, nsa dome, oh word?, old bricks, oomaharumooma, outlaw poets, partridge family temple, parrot videos, partying alone, perfect miracles, pinyin, plucking a little daisy, poetic absurdity, porngrind, posting in fyad, predator’s manifesto, pressing my luck, r&b slow jams, rechargeable batteries, regression and fixation, resting on my laurels, revealing ugly truths, romantic fantasies, saying platitudes ironically, seafoam, second guessing myself, shaking in anger, ship it holla, shredded roses, sighing excessively, sleepytime, socks, songs for me, space aliens smoking pot, spelling things wrong, spouting catchphrases, standing beneath the rainy sky, staying up late, surreal aloofness, swing sets, synesthesia, tabbed browsing, table manners, tech noodling, teenage ants, terrorist chic, the crime library, the saturday boy, the so-called counterculture, there be ghosts afoot, thinly veiled contempt, thug love, tibetan bowls, true crime novels, two 40s, ugly animals, unironic t-shirts, unorthodox prose, victor cayro, warshin my dog, wearing hats in bed, why i cry, world’s smallest horse, writing rhymes in the shower, yearning, youtube comments, zomg