I can't fly; but I can fall with style

"There's no such thing as the real world, it's just a lie you've got to rise above"

The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says it's half full of air. The practicalist says the cup is twice as big as it should be. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The zen master says, "There is no cup." And me..., I say, "Waitress! Refill!"

About me: I'm travelling the world trying to learn all its beautiful languages and cultures and learning about myself along the way. I speak Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, Irish, English, Esperanto and Czech.

I'm a vegetarian, non-smoking, non drinker, who likes to learn languages. I have no problem talking to new people. Check out my language learning blog to find out more about me!