I have seen Cindy seek out the most dangerous monsters in northern California and bend them to her will. I have seen her confound the moon's subtlest and most fiendish plans with barely a thought. She is a stalker of squirrels, a producer of exceptional baked goods, a traveler through time. A nonpareil if ever there wa… Read more

I have seen Cindy seek out the most dangerous monsters in northern California and bend them to her will. I have seen her confound the moon's subtlest and most fiendish plans with barely a thought. She is a stalker of squirrels, a producer of exceptional baked goods, a traveler through time. A nonpareil if ever there was one. Do not be fooled by her self-deprecating username; this is an exceptionally dangerous woman. Be ye warned.