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Hello owners of reproducing and non-reproducing genitalia... (And if you lack one... hello to you too... and sorry).

 

A Little About Me: Under the cover of night, I sneak out into the zoo and whisper sweet nothings into the ears of innocent giraffes. I can't fly. I have broken my nose. I like to lean out the passenger side of my best friend's ride and holla at hoes. Just like Bill Clinton, I am below average at Karaoke but I can hurl snowballs at fast moving objects with unbelievable accuracy (ask me how). I poke raccoons with a toothbrush.

 

Some of the things I fear the most: Ending up in a 9-5 desk job, George W. Bush, cockroaches, becoming weak and decrepit when I'm old, the power of stupidity and ignorance in large concentrations, and Oompa Loompas (if you don't find Oompa Loompas scary... then you're lying to yourself).

 

The Flickr account:As with all of my passions, my passion for forms of expression across all medias has become both an obsession and a job. I'm not as good as I'd like to be but I love what I do and am forever learning and improving (I'm driven beyond belief) . I'm very open to tips and suggestions so feel free to drop them anytime.

 

I started a Flickr account to showcase some of my work and get feedback to help me improve. I'd love to grow my portfolio so if you've got something in mind, get in touch!

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