he's freakin' awesome for a gold-trousered dude...

>" ) (  V )> ~~~~~~~  quack

War, hammers, dogs and cocks.

The World without Lal would be a much duller place. The thing is, I quite like dull.

He's minty fresh, with added zing!

He calls me his northern mirror I call him........... lal

He does have a loverly coconuts. but you have pay him to touch them. and even more to go anywhere near them with your mouth.

If I was in the trenches, there is one man I'd want to my right and one man I'd want to my left. Both of them are Lal. Pure blood, guts and balds.

Lal and I are two sides of a different coin.... ....but it's a coin that I spent years ago.