husky eyes

klaus is handsome and he keeps a tidy work area.

Klaus is the purveyor of all that is cool. He claimed that bald is the new black and I followed by catching alopecia.

Klaus is one sexy beast.

Klaus is my light that never goes out. Conjoined twins we are.

It's hard to describe how I feel about klaus, he's everything to me; a mentor, a best friend, a father figure, a warm touch, a sex symbol, a shoulder to cry on and a role model. I love him and his bitches.

i've had Klaus as one of my contacts for well over a year now. i'm pleased he's finally made me a contact back, just so that i can leave him this testimonial.

Klaus joined my church. He is now a bishop. All hail Bishop Klaus. Kiss his ring.

oh Klaussy Miss Thang! Your hips are SO real! I just want to scratch your eyes out...

Is that an open invitation or am I to take out my aggression on that hunky Anderson Pooper? Even Ellie wants a piece of you. See you behind the gym after school sucka! Burn, scratch, FACE

The most intriguing and mysterious gent I've come across of late. Witty, charming and quite a snail trail inducer at that. I don't love him but I do love his doggy style.

He's a saucy individual with a poker face like no-one I know. You've been warned.

Every day I ask Klaus to be my boyfriend and every day he tells me "no". I've decided that if he won't have me, the best I can do is to follow him everywhere. Thank you. So, if you see an odd-looking girl in his vicinty, please try not to throw stones at her, I can't afford to lose any more brain cells.

Ich genieße Klaus Fotographie so viel, die an einigen Gelegenheiten, die ich fast in eine Pfütze meines eigenen Speichels schob und fiel! Ich frage bescheiden, daß Sie bitte fortfahren, diese schöne kreative Arbeit zu produzieren, die mein Leben anreichert und mich so glücklich erzieht.

Klaus is cool. He likes that I painted my room with Benjamin Moore's "Dill Pickle."

Legend! Keep up the good work

I don't know what any of this means, but I'm also not changing the channel...