*****READ FIRST***** --- If you have porn like pictures PLEASE, DO NOT ADD ME!

If you are some pervert DO NOT add me either. I don't really care that my pictures get you off. (eww) That's great, you will be BLOCKED!

If you are a couple looking for another woman to add to the mix, sorry I am NOT that gal! You will be BLOCKED!

I am not a swinger or nor do I want to see pictures of your penis! BLOCKED!

I am a happily MARRIED woman. I am not bisexual, or like women. I like one man and that is my husband. I like tasteful porn and tasteful nude pictures....Not nasty, distasteful porn...I'm not on here to get off.

You have a sick fetish and my feet or some sick shit gets you off....BLOCKED!

Now that we got that out of the way...

I am a crazy 40 year old kind of gal! Who is outspoken, and has tons of energy! I'm the girl who says what everyone is thinking. I love to cook! I love trying new recipes, and then taking pictures of the food I make! I like taking pictures of everything, but mainly of the foods I make, or cakes I bake. I am married to this Puerto Rican dude named Normando. We have been married 10 years, got hitched 8-8-08.

I did the culinary school thing and it wasn't for me.

I am not your typical female who wants its all... I don't want kids, (YUCK), I hate the fact that because I have a vagina people think I want a little brat to come out of it and then I raise the little shit in this fucked up world! NO THANK YOU! Woman have kids and then make that their life! LAME! And guess what I don't care about your kids either! Great! Every FREAKING person has the BEST kids EVER! There are 2 kids I really truly love and adore and that is my niece and nephew.

I don't follow the crowd. I do my own thing. A lot of people say I am crazy or I am different or weird or a bitch! You got that right! Total Bitch!! I would rather be different, then be some lame ass who does what everyone else is doing! BORING!

I am an open book. I share everything. I have nothing to hide. You want to know something just ask! I probably say too much. Oh well! Oh and I cuss too! FUCK!

I live in Aurora, Colorado and I have lived here my whole life! Most people need to live by water, well I need to see those Rocky Mountain every day! I love to hike, and snow show. I always want to be on the go! I am not one of those people who likes to sit on the couch and watch TV. Don't get me wrong I have my shows I watch and I like movies, I just can't do it all the time!

I am a full time cupcake baker and then have a cupcake business on the side and I also sell Scentsy!

My photo's are mainly of food (as you see) , I also like showing off my hairs! I had bad hair for so long that I really appreciate having good hair now! I had a damn mullet when I was in middle school (ewww) so you see why I appreciate good hair!

I can't spell worth a shit and my grammar is a joke! Don't judge!

So this is me! Take it or leave it!