I was born inside a burning house.

Grew up a child of the night.

I ran away when I was sixteen, just because I could.

I've lived in more places than I care to mention.

Spent some time doing mischevious things while listening to punk rock; luckily the charges didn't stick.

I've never lost a bare knuckle boxing match.

I drink whiskey and smoke cigarettes for breakfast.

Have tattoos.

Auditioned for the Role of Tyler Durden but got turned down because I was "too" aggressive.

Dig chicks with tats.

Anything else you want to know about we can discuss at the local pub over a few pints of Murphy's Stout.

"It's only after we've lost everything are we free to do anything."

-Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club