Hollie likes bikes. Hollie likes ponies. Hollie loves Jeff. You would not want to meet Hollie in a dark alley armed only with your wit, for you will be drastically outgunned. Hollie can sing, play flute, tie her own shoelaces in the dark, beat up your little brother, fix you a sammich, make you giggle with glee for… Read more

Hollie likes bikes. Hollie likes ponies. Hollie loves Jeff. You would not want to meet Hollie in a dark alley armed only with your wit, for you will be drastically outgunned. Hollie can sing, play flute, tie her own shoelaces in the dark, beat up your little brother, fix you a sammich, make you giggle with glee for days on end, beat Deep Blue at chess without using her rooks, bishops or pawns, and fix your bicycle. She co-wrote that “Racism is bad, m’kay” speech with Barack Obama. In England she is hunted by the aristocracy with only her cunning to protect her. Had she written and directed Star Wars Episode One instead of George Lucas it would not have sucked as much and Jar Jar Binks would have been killed by a crushing blow with a ball peen hammer ten minutes into it. Hollie has a secret in her closet and a Hello Kitty shaped hole in her heart. No, wait, maybe it’s in her pancreas. Hollie gave Steve Jobs the idea to put the letter “I” in front of everything. Hollie once killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Also, he made fun of her bike. These are some pictures Hollie took. You will enjoy them.