When I don't know people well, I get either quiet or showy. I try to be myself, which gets in the way of actually being myself. Try not to hold it against me.

When I wear socks, they rarely match and I like it that way.

When I was very young, I was in love with Robin Hood (the fox). I told this to someone and, it being times of Pee Wee Herman and all, whoever it was said "Well why don't you just marry him?!" So, I did. I wore a doily on my head instead of a veil and became, at the ripe age of 3, Holly Hood.

When I grow up, I want to be a mermaid. Or a bear, because I can't imagine anything better than binge eating and then sleeping through winter. Every paragraph in the section has begun with "When...". So,

I'm a Rainbow and a Rocket Ship.