Norman, if you're normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages and rhinoceroses in the kitchen incessant quotations from "Now We Are Six" through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric head.

 

So there...

Me?

If, for some unknown reason, you want to know about me, I'd recommend looking at my website, which should leave you suitably confused...