- keeping berkeley weird. - insomnia. - skateboarding in schoolyards. - old school hip-hop. - cowboy shirts. - making fun of your favorite band. - vinyl LPs and cassette tapes. - yogurt park! - reading. - writing. - i was told there would be no math. - black coffee from a french press. - 80s dance parties. - sneakers with vulcanized rubber out-soles. - sending magazine subscriptions to my enemies. - not giving money to homeless people. look, i haven't paid my income tax in six years, what makes you think i'd give you ten cents? - i also like to correct people's spelling and grammar, it makes me feel intellectually superior. - i have never been to olive garden. i think this is somehow a big deal, however; no one else does. - i've tried to quit smoking cigarettes eleventy thousand times in the last 5 years, all attempts have failed. - i also am keen on a girl that lives far, far away; she's 4 years old and she has diamonds on the soles of her shoes...