She's the kind of girl that thinks putting golf balls in other people's drinks is funny. So she's not all bad, I guess.

Few people wear a trilby as well as this lady. She may also have an encyclopaedic knowledge of fine wines, martial arts and automotive technology as well. In many respects, HelenLC is still very much an enigma. Who knows who she really is? I know I don't, but I like her style.

Hey oop, lass. Nowt wrong wi' being Northern - tha should be proud. Just off to fill t'coal scuttle and feed t'whippets. Tek care o' thissen. Tha Mam xx