Smarter than the average bear, but far stupider than anything on Ritalin. Todd gains his photographic prowess by drinking his weight in horse blood on a nightly basis. Without the blood, his pictures look more like they were taken by a monkey with no nads and bad amnesia. I also hear that Todd's own urne doubles a… Read more

Smarter than the average bear, but far stupider than anything on Ritalin. Todd gains his photographic prowess by drinking his weight in horse blood on a nightly basis. Without the blood, his pictures look more like they were taken by a monkey with no nads and bad amnesia. I also hear that Todd's own urne doubles as a fantastic sedative.