Such a cunt! Infact, worse, such a geordie cunt!

Seldom have I met a man who was so aware of the handicap which his hair colour represented.

He's a beautiful man. He doesn't fiddle children and he's not ginger. His penis smells of roses and tastes like fresh strawberries. It is now my life's work to make it possible for men to have babies so he can impregnate me with his divine seed. I'm in love with the ginger child molester.

Harpski is the most ginger bloke I've ever seen.

He tried to put his winky in me, but it was too big. Plus he has ginger pubes, I don't do gingers.

The trouble with harpski is, his lungs just don't work south of Newcastle-upon-Tyne. He once went to Darlington to do a photo journal of a pigeon race, and had to be carried off by the St. John's Ambulance nuns.

Harpski is the most geordie person that I have ever not met. Despite this, he is a top notch backgammon player who has excelled in home economics, religious studies and maths and he should go far.

harpski is very tall and doesn't need a tripod.

paul harper sucks the sweat from dead mans testicles