. shes me. with cooler hair. and a drivers license. and a turtle named ewan mcgregor. she makes raptor noises and enjoys pie. i think she likes pie anyways. she always misses the turtle, but has a mythical one named alfred in my story. she leaves notes around random buildings describing her love for shelle… Read more

. shes me. with cooler hair. and a drivers license. and a turtle named ewan mcgregor. she makes raptor noises and enjoys pie. i think she likes pie anyways. she always misses the turtle, but has a mythical one named alfred in my story. she leaves notes around random buildings describing her love for shelled beings. and its pretty epic. she has the pretties smile and the sweetest hug. her distress call can be heard for miles. but sometimes its not a distress call. sometimes its just a turkey caw. which is just as epic, in my book. she is one of my all time favorite people, right next to bill maher- and that is saying something. one day i think we will hot air balloon over the vatican and throw taffy to the civilians below. .