A staggering work of complete boring genius.

Current equipment reads:

Canon EOS:

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Canon EOS 1D Mark II

Canon EOS 5D Mark II

Canon EOS Rebel XSi

EF 28-70mm f/2.8L USM

EF 70-200mm f/2.8L USM

EF 17-40mm f/4L USM

EF 50mm f/1.4 USM

EF 35mm f/2

EF 100mm f/2.8 USM Macro

EF 85mm f/1.2L USM

Nikon:

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Nikon D700

Nikkor 35mm f/2 AFD

Nikkor 50mm f/1.8 AFD

Tamron 28-75mm f/2.8 Xr Di