you come here because you want to know who I am, si?

 

in three words because my vocabulary is very oh-so limited and my imaginations are just vividly stupidly brilliantly colourful I say I say, and I quote me senor et senortias;

your funny girl

 

so, get me all topsy-turvy and oh so curvy and loose with a bottle of San Pellegrino, Maison and anything that's way overpriced and I'll do back flips, somersaults and stand on my toes and spin around like a brilliant idiot just for you.

 

i say pootatoe.

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