Top 10 Reasons Why Gretchen Is Badass 10. She knows all the good vegan restaurants in NYC 9. She's not afraid of egg whites 8. No one looks better in American Apparel clothing 7. Her bathroom series makes me wanna hang out in the loo 6. She dreams of dressing up her future Pomeranian in a kimono 5. She lets me po… Read more

Top 10 Reasons Why Gretchen Is Badass 10. She knows all the good vegan restaurants in NYC 9. She's not afraid of egg whites 8. No one looks better in American Apparel clothing 7. Her bathroom series makes me wanna hang out in the loo 6. She dreams of dressing up her future Pomeranian in a kimono 5. She lets me poke her with cooked chicked bits 4. Her boyfriend was Bruno 3. I installed extra RAM in her iBook and she gave me one of her drawings (she draws the best bears and squirrels this side of the Atlantic). 2. She introduced me to the most important word in the 21st century vernacular: "Tots" (short, for totally) 1. She's the only femme dyke I know who can discuss Cindy Sherman, power tools, indie music, Japanese cinema, the evils of big corporations, pooping, and what she had for lunch in one conversation, and then go shopping for shoes.