I'm a web developer from Northern California where I went to school at CSU Chico for a a BS in Computer Science.

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I am smarter then I look at least some of the times. I'm a nerd but the world is full of us so it doesn't really mean much. I try to look as best as I can but will bitch slap you if you call me a metrosexual. I'm surprised to find I like to work with my hands (working deck on a Navy ship makes you either hate or love it) and wish I could do more. I spend way to much time on the Internet but I'm a web developer so it makes it ok. I love my Wii, camera, ipod, macbook and Tivo but love Laura more than anything. I am sarcastic and cut to the point, you either want to hit me or I make you laugh. I love being around people just not stupid ones. I drive with a vengeance but have never been pulled over. Babies love me. I drink vodka, hate red wine and am getting used to beer. I haven't been outside North America but want to go just about everywhere. I will try and speak a foreign language I don't know any words to. I spent all of high school learning Spanish and can't speak a word, but am fluent in 9 computer languages. I try to build a business but it never seems to work. I drive a big ass ship that can destroy an entire city. I miss Saturday morning cartoons and my legos. I am classical republican (look it up if you don't know what it means) and vote every election. I love to cook and will cook anyone dinner who asks. I have an addiction to coke (the drink) and pasta. I don't want to be rich, I just want to do what I love and have a full life. I want to try everything once, but don't if it's gross or has broccoli. I miss pancake breakfast mornings and water polo. I want to learn to fly a plane and not crash it. I love to people watch and epiphanies. I forgot how to draw and want to remember. I love books but don't read enough. I get in over my head and am not naive enough to know it will always work it's self out. I curse like a sailor and have a slight lisp. I can touch my tongue to my nose (try it) but don't know the alphabet backwards. Randomness makes life worth living and laughter cures everything. I don't like horror movies or musicals. I want a Beagle but have a cat. I've lost friends, some I miss, some I don't. I wish I was home.