I'm a 28 year-old Father of two in Colorado Springs. My son (age 5) and daughter (age 1.5) are my entertainment, my life and all that other crap that too-proud parents spout.

Things I know:

The Truffle-Shuffle is NEVER a good way to win a girl's heart. NEVER.

In any other circumstance, Truffle Shuffle is a right sexy display of manliness.

I am an Omnivore.

I despise reality TV. Just like you.

I voted Nader. Twice.

I like the night life. I like to boogie.

President Bush would be a damn good drinking buddy.

And I would NEVER let one of my drinking buddies try to run the country.

Catholicism was not for me. BLECH!

Puddin' Pops and pretty much any other food-on-a-stick IS for me. YUUUMMMMM!

Aside from The Simpsons, television is a waste of time.

I like girls.

Some girls like me too. That ROCKS.