EeP! I am not in the mood to describe myself... but, I'll give it a go. My friends describe me as amazing (well some of them do)-- funny, brilliant, absent-minded have all made their appearances too. I am... totally into Apple Computers so don't try to insult them or Steve Jobs because that's pretty much the kiss of death. I don't even know if we can be friends after that kind of thing. ;)

I am just me. What else can I really say?

Some quotations I like:

"Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man."

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

-- Mark Twain

The louder a man tells you he's honest, the harder you must hold on to your purse.

--saying in the Two Rivers

"Remember this, the woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under his arm to be protected, and next to his heart to be loved." -- Hebrew Talmud, "The Woman"

"It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."

This is, quite possibly, the worst profile I have ever written... but it's late, whadooyou expect?

Maybe I'll fix it later. Or maybe I'll keep it and copy it to ever profile I have online. That could work too.