I'm sarcastic, cynical, and a closet romantic. I enjoy sleeping in, playing on my computer in bed, and many types of candy. I love snooping, eavesdropping, and knowing people's business, and in a parallel universe I am quite the girl detective. I am unable to respect anyone who doesn't recycle.

I go to work, I come home, I hang out with my friends doing nothing, and I love it.

I like to read, I watch TV, and waste hours on the Internet doing jack shit. I write a little bit, and wish I was good at it.

My hero is Jenny Lewis