G.F. Newland here. I'm average build in most things, an optimist at heart, although non-practicing, and I would never touch your things without permission. I live in a tiny Brooklyn apartment, with an even tinier girlfriend, and a deceased cat that is really small, comparatively speaking. People ask me, "so what does G.F. stand for?", and I just smile and wink, alluding to a mysterious past and an imposed anonymity, like Batman, if he had been christened Gerard Francis, but actually it stands for Gerard Francis, hence, "g.f.", which almost sounds like a name, anyway, if you say it fast.

Cheers.