Dressed in white and wearing a sailor's hat, Graeme Elliott stomps around the School of Earth & Environmental Sciences at the University of Portsmouth, stepping on churches. In between studying rotting fishes, he thinks long and hard about dinosaurs, crocodilians and other proper animals, eventually becoming frustrated… Read more

Dressed in white and wearing a sailor's hat, Graeme Elliott stomps around the School of Earth & Environmental Sciences at the University of Portsmouth, stepping on churches. In between studying rotting fishes, he thinks long and hard about dinosaurs, crocodilians and other proper animals, eventually becoming frustrated enough to utter those immortal words "Graeme smash!". During the 5th century he conquered much of central Asia.

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