Within the heart of every man, there is another man. A man who has warmed himself a little too much. A man who can be a little crumbly, but is mostly crisp with a slight charcoal edge. A man who should avoid liquids at all costs, lest he be rendered soggy. A man who is best enjoyed with a slim coat of melted butter, po… Read more

Within the heart of every man, there is another man. A man who has warmed himself a little too much. A man who can be a little crumbly, but is mostly crisp with a slight charcoal edge. A man who should avoid liquids at all costs, lest he be rendered soggy. A man who is best enjoyed with a slim coat of melted butter, possibly a scraping of mite. Man of Toast is that man.