I grow facial hair and watch too much wrestling for someone who is 30

 

I am easily distracted and my favourite pie is chicken curry

 

I was brought up on Brains Dark and cornedbeef pasties

 

I have just started to ride my bike without stabilisers

 

I cant drive

 

The end of my nose wiggles when i talk

 

My favourite wrestler is the Ultimate Warrior

  • JoinedJanuary 2005
  • Occupationlaser scientist
  • HometownTonyrefail
  • Current citySouthsea, the posh bit of pompey
  • CountryUK

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rebel control (deleted)

He looks like Chyna's fat sister but he's possibly the funniest man to come from Wales. FACT

December 4, 2006
Handsomely Toothpaste (deleted)

Gar is a legend in his own lifetime. His precocious nature was revealed at an early age. At five years old, he could play Chopain on a piano despite having been raised by wolves on the slopes of Mount Snowdon. At the age of of fifteen he mastered most of the known forms of martial arts, particulalry Drunken Monkey Kung… Read more

Gar is a legend in his own lifetime. His precocious nature was revealed at an early age. At five years old, he could play Chopain on a piano despite having been raised by wolves on the slopes of Mount Snowdon. At the age of of fifteen he mastered most of the known forms of martial arts, particulalry Drunken Monkey Kung Fu. Gar is now 35 (but claims to be only 28) and lives in the slum-city of Portsmouth. This is somewhat ironic as his mouth is the size of a frigging port and many a tanker has docked in it.

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January 30, 2005