I'm 40 years old or so.

FUNKYJ:

I'm just a poor old man. My eyesight is bad. My nose is knackered. My legs are old and bent. My ears are grizzled.

CENTURION:

Have you ever seen anyone crucified?

FUNKYJ:

Crucifixion's a doddle.

CENTURION:

Don't keep saying that!

SERGEANT:

Found this spoon, sir.

CENTURION:

Well done, Sergeant! We'll be back, oddball.