I'm Ned, which is a loose shortening of my given name. I'm twenty-three.

I dye my hair startling colours and have piercings. Nothing too crazy, but it unnerves some people.

I like Morrissey when he has his clothes on. I'm also fond of Tullycraft, Los Campesinos, The Field Mice, Heavenly, Belle and Sebastian, etc.

I have a pedestrian job, always will, and you'll never get me to university - not ever.

I have an irrational fear of hair salons, shoes with heels, and hipsters & scenesters.