So this phone call today conerns hippie Johnny.

He's always stoned, he's never straight.

I saw you today, you know, walk by with hippie Johnny.

Look, I had to call up and say, I want to take his place.

See he's stoned, hippie Johnny.

Now get this, I'm straight and I want to take his place.

Now look, I like him too, I like hippie Johnny.

But I'm straight

and I want to take his place.

I said, I'm straight

I said, I'm straight

I'm proud to say

Well I'm straight and I want to take his place.