My umbilical cord hole is malodorous and I lie about the definition of existentialism.

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I love when he scratches his red balls. You see, most men will scratch the sak soon after waking up, but Chris will scratch his nads all day.This is how they have become red to begin with.I just never understood the whole sniffing the fingers thing. Chris, I miss you man!

June 5, 2007

a person and a friend i completely respect!

September 17, 2006
Knowledgeable Cactus (deleted)

He's a friend.

August 30, 2006

I love his red balls...

June 10, 2006

I'd like to thank Flug for all the times he's come down to bail me out of jail at three in the morning for being drunk and disorderly. You should hear his lectures on how now is the time to find a new direction in life because they really are inspiring. He's just one of those generous souls who's always giving. When… Read more

I'd like to thank Flug for all the times he's come down to bail me out of jail at three in the morning for being drunk and disorderly. You should hear his lectures on how now is the time to find a new direction in life because they really are inspiring. He's just one of those generous souls who's always giving. When he put his house up as property bond for idenity theft and real estate fraud arrest, I can't tell you how lucky and proud I felt to be his friend at that moment. Flug, I know I know I didn't make it for the hearing, but I'll be back soon to clear up this whole misunderstanding. They're not really going to auction off your house are they?

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April 27, 2006