Keen observer of nothing in particular.

Good listener of visual noise.

Not risk adverse to conflict avoidance.

Dispenser of advice like "Live for humor, don't humor your life".

Ignorer of own advice.

Person of interest to self.

Last bastion of morality and integrity in a world of chaos. (Just kidding.)

Consumer.

Runner. But aren't we all running from something?

Alternate universe musician.

Loser of found loves.

Will always choose "Celebrity Embarrassments for $100" over "Political Embarrassments for $100".

Bored. Yet strangely aroused.