Crikey . . . the world is full of F.I.G.J.A.M. people. Just in case you don’t have a bloody clue what that means . . . it’s simple.

F.I.G.J.A.M. means: “Fuck I’m Good Just Ask Me!”

Figjamr: “A unique species of humans who are so far up their own asshole they need to stick their toothbrush up their ass just to clean their teeth”.

Before you know it, the next time some asshole thinks his or her shit doesn’t stink . . . you will automatically say to yourself - “Bloody Figjamr!” In fact these people think their shit smells so much like a bed of roses they could bottle it and sell their shit as a fragrance.

Yep why buy ‘Dior’ when you can buy a bottle of ‘My Shit Don’t Stink’ by Figjamr!

Back when Wikipedia was totally clueless as to the meaning of FIGJAM and they entered their version of what a FIGJAM is (An acronym standing for “Fuck I’m Good, Just Ask Me”) . . . those bloody Australians have been calling people figjam all their lives. It’s as natural to aussies as a eating a vegemite sandwich.

A Figjamr is THE asshole of all assholes! The number one asshole you have ever had the unfortunate pleasure to come across in your life.