"You could shoot yourself..."

"Where's he gonna find a gun around here?"

"You want to find yourself a big bridge, you do."

"Yeah, like one of them bungee jumps, only without the bungee bit."

"I can't stand heights, me."

"Drowning. Now there's a way to go."

"I can't swim."

"You don't have to fucking swim, you divvy. That's the whole point."

"God, you're not very keen, are you?"

"Sorry."

"I know. You could stand in middle of road and get a mate to drive smack into you right fast."

"Haven't got any mates."

"Listen, we just saved your fucking life! So don't tell us we're not your mates, all right?"

"Really?"

"Yeah. I'd run you down soon as look at you."

"Oh, cheers. Thanks a lot."

(The Full Monty)