Sage, wit ,,raconteur.. Experienced in the blandishment of fine ladies . A firm favorite with the crowned heads of Europe and beyond . .Also a pillock .

My heroes are ;-

Ren and Stimpy , Rex the runt , Muddy Mudskipper , Powdered Toast Man , Johnny Vegas , anyone who makes pies .Though I must say , these digital pies don't taste as good as the "old" ones . I blame all these rockets in space and all them men on the Moon . You young 'uns don't know yer born . Why , back in my day.......

What ARE ya !?