I'm that guy you know who has tact but, often chooses to ignore it in favor of cutting though BS and getting straight to the point.

Gear in use right now:

Canon 7D

Canon 5D Mark II

EF 16-35mm f2.8L II USM

EF 24-70mm f2.8L USM

EF 50mm f1.4 USM

EF 70-200mm f2.8L IS USM

580EXII Speedlite (x4)

Gitzo 2331 tripod with Arcatech GV2, quick-release head

More home made light modifiers than I care to count