My name is Fangea Fangula. I have dedicated my life to the ultimate truth that everything and everybody looks better drawn with vampire teeth - pointy, curved, dentured, capped, cavity ridden, overbitten, underbitten, white, mossy, cracked, knocked out, rotten, floride-coated or otherwise.

 

I've assembled this handy FAQ for your reference:

Q: What is the meaning behind your drawings?

A: That I want to get rich, induce an insurgency among the members of a contemporary cock rock band, and partake in interstellar space travel.

 

Q: Do you believe in a higher power?

A: As long as that higher power is me, myself and I. Or a vampire. I might get behind the Born Again Vampire movement.

 

Q: Are you, like, totally high when you draw these?

A: Not so far. Are you offering to share?

 

Q: What are your sources of inspiration?

A: Killing time. Entertaining people. Becoming famous.

 

Q: How would you describe your drawings?

A: Renaissance meets Rococo.

 

Q: When are you going to upload like, more complex drawings?

A: When you send me fan mail. I’m a famewhore, and your admiration is what I crave.

 

Q: Do you have political aspirations?

A: Are you offering to champagne my campaign?

 

Q: Do you have a job?

A: That is a tricky question. Perhaps you'd like to have me freelance for your project?

 

Q: Are you single?

A: That depends mostly on your financial situation, somewhat on the number of vampires in your social circle and, to a small extent, your ability / willingness to waste exorbitant amounts of time shooting the shit.

 

Q: Why don’t you ever draw zombies?

A: Zombie models are scarce in this area of the country, and they just unionized in order to demand higher commissions. If you are a non-unionized zombie, do get in touch.

 

Q: Does your stuff get published elsewhere?

A: Yes, I produce two images a week for the Bostonist. That leaves plenty of time for me to dedicate plenty of time to other fangy endeavors.

 

Q: Can I post your stuffs somewhere else on the internets?

A: Sure. Just please give me credit. My name is Fangela Fangula. I make FangFriends.com. Now prepare to die.

 

Q: How do I get in touch?

A: Woah there! What do you think I am, a hussy? Why not email or IM? Then we can be so very close, and yet so very very far away. Contact me via fangfriends.com or by emailing fangfriends@gmai.com.

 

Q: Can I buy you a present or send you some Paypal? I bet you are the type of person who is underemployed

A: How very keen is your perception! These features are coming soon!

 

Q: Can I purchase Fang Friends loot?

A: Not presently, but a Cafe Press store is in the works.