sometimes, late at night, i wonder what would happen if Evil Nick were to fight Saint Nick in one final glorious battle... would the heavens split? would evolution take five steps forward...? and, most of all, who would win? his brand of evil is not something you can buy at your local american shopping mall, its not s… Read more

sometimes, late at night, i wonder what would happen if Evil Nick were to fight Saint Nick in one final glorious battle... would the heavens split? would evolution take five steps forward...? and, most of all, who would win? his brand of evil is not something you can buy at your local american shopping mall, its not something that hides, waiting to pounce, behind your friendly bonsai tree, nor is it hidden in the subliminal messages that are spoon fed to the global masses... his brand of evil is more akin to the sleepy spanish siesta, and like all siestas, theyre good for the soul.