I went to school with this geezer and back in 1985 he lent me 28p. I never paid him back and instead invested it in Lego shares, going on to become a multi trillionaire several times over. And it’s all thanks to that 28p. I may be worth a million billion trillion quid but I’m still not paying him back. Also, he’s quite… Read more

I went to school with this geezer and back in 1985 he lent me 28p. I never paid him back and instead invested it in Lego shares, going on to become a multi trillionaire several times over. And it’s all thanks to that 28p. I may be worth a million billion trillion quid but I’m still not paying him back. Also, he’s quite good at making stuff out of Lego. In fact he recently built a pretty mean looking Rogue Shadow that is so big he now lives in it and regularly throws parties inside for people who call Lego ‘Legos’. Weirdly none of them are ever seen again.