50 (but not dead);agreat grandfather(but never had any kids);was a boy scout;got kicked out for eating brownies;69 was my favorite number;now it's 77(you get 8 more;star trek gives me hope for the future;first,

you have to have a brain in order to 'never mind';my T-shirt states: I am proud to be American (That's why I order in English!);If god meant for Man to go 55, why does the speedometer go up to 120?;Can't we get back the ozone layer if we put a little (ozone) in every paint can?; God's statement when Adam &

Eve got back from their first swim: Now how am I

supposed to get the smell out of the fish?