His cameraphone pics make my studio shots look like cave drawings.

Ernie is total crazypants. He is all giggly and snarktacular and a complete joy to get to know. And also he ate an experimental recipe that I made during SXSW. The end.

i am carrying ernie's alien love-child. seriously, ern and i go WAY back. and he's gonna be a canuck soon! i just wish i was as famous as he :) he is the funniest and the awesomest EVAR.

Ernie's not only funny and interesting and living the Internet rockstar lifestyle, he's a genuinely nice person. And don't hold his place of employment against him; you, too, might have to rely upon his good graces some day to get your account retrieved!

I've only met Ernie in person during SXSW 2003, but it's like we have always known each other. He's so funny and a good friend.

Ernie is a totally excellent person. He's like this crazy snarkball of consumer culture critique spanning two continents. No wonder he can't sleep.

I knew Ernie when he was still in the closet. So there.