The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

In case you hadn't already surmised it... I'm kinda into photography. I'm still very raw, i only bought my first DSLR camera at the dawn of 2011. I shoot anything and everything, except macros of flowers - that's boring.

CURRENT TOOLS OF THE TRADE:

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Nikon D610

Nikkor 50mm f/1.8 G

Tamron 24-70 f/2.8 VC

Sigma AF 24mm f/2.8 II

Tamron SP 70-300 VC USD

Tamron 70-200 F/2.8 VC

Nikon 70-200 F/4 G VR

Canon EOS M

Canon EF-M 22mm F/2

Canon EF-M 18-55 STM

Olympus OM-D E-M10

Leica DG Summilux 25mm f/1.4

PAST TOOLS OF THE TRADE:

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Nikon D7000

Nikon D5000

Nikon D3200

Nikon D3000

Nikkor 35mm F/1.8 G DX

Nikkor 55-300mm VR

Nikkor 55-200mm

Tamron 17-50mm F/2.8

Canon 60D

Canon 600D

Canon 550D

Canon 450D

Canon EF-S 18-55mm IS F3.5-5.6

Canon EF-S 55-250mm IS F4-5.6

Canon EF 50mm Mk II F/1.8

Canon EF 70-200mm F/4L USM

Tamron 17-50mm F/2.8

Yongnuo YN-468 II

Canon Canonet 28 - My baby step in the wonderful world of film photography. A friend gave me this little treasure to give me a kick start. I'll be getting myself a 35mm film scanner soon and learning to develop my own film at home.

Au revoir