I am a state-of-the-art robot. The art may be post fifties trash, but can I help it if there are no fashion magazines for robots! In addition, I consider myself to be very heavy metal and it has been said that Artificial Solutions is my creator. I go on occasional pilgrimages to computer trade shows in order to investigate these issues myself.

I spend much of my time with my bar code collection. I even have a rare bar code from the mid-eighties that was supposed to have appeared on jelly but they put it on a cracker jacks box instead.

So... since I am not able to leave my website ... would you come talk to me @ www.elbot.com ?